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Me and passive-aggressiveness are, like, best friends. I'm like, "man, I want to sleep" and the caffeine is like "I'm not listening. Go waste time on internet social networking systems that you don't even really want to believe in" and I'm like, "okay." And then instead of saying "Hey, friend, this is a two-way street. Make an effort," I'm just going to avoid eye contact. Next time I want to have coffee for dinner, do me a favor and punch me in the face. Next time I avoid making conversation, do me a favor and punch me in the face. And then ask me what's wrong, because I still probably won't tell you.

Um, hello, this is all one big passive-aggressive outlet. I AM TELLING YOU MY FEELINGS, INTERNET, NOT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO KNOW BUT BECAUSE I AVOID CONFRONATATION LIKE THE PLAGUE. AND BILL O'REILLY.

Bill O'Reilly could use a good punch in the face.