In which I do not talk about the rain or subsequent post-rain sunshine

The Regis and Kelly show is actually the most inane thing on television. Worse than that "former-O-Town-member-now-desperately-trying-to-make-his-way-through-shaggy-haired-acoustic-pop-stardom" show on MTV. Worse than whatever new sitcom Fox is picking up that will be 100 times less genius and get 100 times more viewers than Arrested Development. Worse than that WebJunk 20 show on VH1 where some "comedian" picks up those videos that circulate on the internet and then makes "hilarious commentary" on each and everyone of them. Worse than Fox News. Regis and Kelly should both be deep-fried and smothered in cheese and corn. Then sliced into tiny tiny pieces and served to the writers/producers of Live with Regis and Kelly. The fact that they put this on at the gym is one of the worst forms of torture imaginable: you can try and try as hard as you want to run/elliptical yourself away from their god-awful pop culture commentary and inane small talk but you can never, ever go fast enough.

In other news, did you watch American Idol last night? Man was it boring.