Fun with Homonyms!

My lap top (welcome back to Apple in the year 2000) makes strange noises if you ask too much of it. Twice now, when my iPod has crashed, it's made little laser noises as it tries to process whatever it is I'm demanding of it. American Cheese? I bet American Cheese makes a lot of noise when you process it.

But I'm not going to be like either of these Apple products, or like cheese. I'm going to process all of these things I think are wrong in the quietest way possible. I'm shutting up. I'm giving up on the whining. Except of course to you, little box in which words go. You get to contain all my noise.

If there were crackers, I basically would have just thrown the internet a little party, complete with a cheese and apple platter, and plenty of wine.

(Fun, I suppose, is a relative term here)